I am addicted to The Real Housewives and am sadly distressed that the RHONJ finale was last night.

I look forward to 8pm when the girls are in bed and I can relax with a chilled glass of wine.

I dream of running away to a tropical island. By myself. WIth a cabana boy named Marco whose only job is to bring me tropical drinks.

 I think popcorn and M&M’s should be considered a healthy dinner alternative.

 I love that my nephews text me (and not their uncle) during hockey season

I think people who iron their clothes have way too much time on their hands.