I deserve a medal for the time I didn’t kill David when he told me he was taking me to the theater. I got dressed up. And I mean dressed up. Short skirt, thigh-high nylons, high heels and did my hair.
I looked like a tramp. But we were still in the dating, I want him to love me phase of the relationship. Okay, I probably didn’t look like a tramp. But if Allie ever wore that outfit I would lock her in the attic.
Off we drove to Boston. Dinner at Legal Seafoods. I was feeling great and he takes me to the theater.
The Omni Theater.
At the Museum of Science.
To see Everest (wicked cool).
Attended by a bunch of kids on some type of boy scout field trip/sleep over (not so cool).
The fact that I did not need bail money proves I deserve some type of medal.
I will take Olympic Gold please.
How would you finish this sentence? I deserve a medal for the time I…..